i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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