CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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