It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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