I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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