I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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