This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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