that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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