Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
