You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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