i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
