...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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