In the future we'll all be gay
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
my sisters under your porch take her home
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
