their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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