Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
