i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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