So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My pussy is not your playground.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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