dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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