Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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