Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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