Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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