I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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