If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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