Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
My cat gives me a boner
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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