Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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