Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I bet he comes in French.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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