It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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