Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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