Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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