You really coming over, don't trick.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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