Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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