girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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