You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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