there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
