Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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