guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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