You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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