The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I supernannyed him into submission
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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