we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Do plants get herpes?
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