The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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