i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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