OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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