Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
wow bdsm is so cute
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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