Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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