That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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