My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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