the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
