Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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