Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
