Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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