My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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